#SHORT MARTIN RIGHTS

[thelargetomato]

The way I imagine the TMA characters changes constantly. Today I bring you short Martin, tomorrow? Who knows

[anriflosdraws]

bugs when you lift up a rock

closups in normal quality + design explanations below!

[thebreadmantm]

Finally finished this god damn thing!

Mostly did this for my friend who is starting s1 but it took me a stupid amount of time (mostly because of Tim)(still not happy with that mtf design)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[omitbs]

[moomin279]

'I’ve known only two perfect people in my life. One is that son of a bitch Martin Short; the other is Carl Reiner' - Steve Martin

[therealdistortion]

I’m interested to know what hight everyone headcanons Jon and Martin to be. Cause I know most people headcanon Jon as really short and Martin as really tall but I don’t really see people talk about specifics

Personally I see Jon as around 5”4-5”6 and Martin as about 6 foot

[essentialalls]

"You're my emergency contact. When I fill out forms, I put your name, and I know you used to put mine, but now it's Loretta's. You know, I've always knew Mabel would one day spread her wings and leave, but you and me I thought we'd, you know, grow old..er and die together. And don't get me wrong, I like Loretta, I really like Loretta. But now, I'm kinda the awkward guy third-wheeling it on your dates, saying Hey, let's split a dessert three ways... You know, I've never wanted, really, to throw you a banchelor party. I just wanted to celebrate our friendship".

NGL guys, this line destroyed my soul and reassembled it worse than before. The chemistry of my brain has changed and will never go back to the way it was, because even if Charles manages to talk about it and it is a victory for both of them to have handle it and communicate to each other, it is also deeply sad. There's a principle of fatalism in all of this theme (and I know I'm pouring in my personal experiences), it was really painful to watch this confession and I can't remove the veil of sadness that has slipped over me (Is it too dramatic?? Yeah, I know, it is!).

At least, they go to lunch together afterwards.

Goddamnit, I just love them, you know, I love them so much, I'm going insane!!

[meep-meep-richie]

´´ And I was trying to protect him.´´

[samthehypotheticaldad]

OG Archival Crew! Everything is fine and nothing goes wrong!

[bitterseaproduction]

Some days you want to work hard on your little fanfic epics, spending hours detangling the lore and timeline and plans for stories crying in the night for an update, and some days you're sick off your rocker and just hacking a lung out while haze-blinking into the horizon as you halt reading someone else's fic summary mid-first sentence to hard left turn into a very blurry but detailed daydream about the dwarves thinking Bilbo died in the Battle of the Five Armies while Bilbo--unaware of a king and his company upending their own mountain in a fit of grief as he heals among the Men or Elves--ends up in an awkward Race to Mordor with a Sauron he is barely aware of alongside his own ironic Nine, made up of himself, Gandalf, Bard, Legolas, Tauriel, and a trio of dwarves (Dís, Gimli, Gimli's mom) plus an unexpected favorite cousin (Falco Chubb-Baggins) who all broke off from the first convoy of Blue Mountain immigrants to Erebor to go along and protect Bilbo.

Place bets now on how Thorin & Company hear of their burglar's survival and latest insanity (highest bids placed on the remaining Blue Mountain travelers passing along word vs a smarmy message from Thranduil), how quickly they shake off their shrouds of mourning and royal pseudo-widowhood, and where exactly on the path between Erebor and Mount Doom they manage to catch up to and dog pile an unwitting Hobbit.

[brkndark]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Three Fugitives (1989) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Lucas/Ned Perry Characters: Daniel Lucas, Ned Perry, Meg Perry, Original Male Character, Original Female Characters Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Developing Relationship, Insecurity, Fluff and Angst Summary:

Before Lucas and Ned make their separate ways, they must convince their neighbors that they are in a committed relationship.

There’s a little more truth to it than Ned wants to admit.

[cybersexuality]

I'm crying on the inside but when I look at Frik I accept my fate in life;

Martin Short in that wig soothes my soul! There can be no other who matches his charm.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[omitbs]

[moomin279]

did everyone know it was marshall except me